Coasting

Ah, the Italian Amalfi Coast. Everything is a bit slower down here by "the boot". Trains run on "Italian Time", pizzas are ready "whenever", and businesses stay open late it they want to, or open later than posted times, depending on the outcome of the previous nights' football (soccer) game. Either way though, it the resulting celbration/lament usually involves a lot of "birre".

I stayed in lovely Sorrento - a beautiful resort town reccomended by Rick Steves (great travel books) to make as your home base in the area. (Not dirty 'ol Naples, ugh. A trash strike? No thanks.)

This is one of the first sight I saw when I arrived in Sorrento. My host brought me down to the waters edge to show me the sunset. Cruise ships are regularly in the harbour here, and all the cruisers snapping pics of the coast line made it light up like It's A Small World Holiday. I love this picture. Look at that checkmark cloud - "beautiful sunset? check!"



I saw this mural of Jesus breaking bread on a church every time I left my hosts' house in the morning. Extra fitting for Europe - that's all they seem to eat here. When I get home, I'm gonna break a steak in two - and then eat both halves.



Pompeii! The city covered in ash my Mt. Vesuvius in 79 A.D. In this picture we're being covered by a menacing looking cloud - that eventually only turned out to be as dangerous as the Lakers in Game 6. Zing!



This is my guide for Pompeii. Might be my favourite person Ive met on the trip so far.





Load of crap alert: This plaster body cast below, is a total fake, as are all plaster body casts of people in Pompeii. My guide, an archiologist (not looking up spelling), said that the ash crushed all the people. The bones were left behind, but absolutely no 'cavity' for plaster to be inserted to create what the body looked like at the moment of the eruption. He said they were purposely put in these positions to 'get the emotion out of people'.



This is part of the main forum or sqaure, where all kinds of ideas, goods, and slaves were traded. Also where I left my sunglasses on a marble bench to take a jumping picture. Boo.



Not sure what's going on here: are these supposed to be Legos? When in doubt, take a picture with it.



I record videos from time to time for my show Big News back in LA. Here's a taste of the career in action, kids.




*Offical Candidate for Best Jumping Picture*

I only had one shot at this one. I decided to try and look like I was going to devour these tourists as they left this square. Forced perspective at it's best. Later, I decided my artistic interpretation is that I'm Mt. Vesuvius, and all these tourists are the hapless residents of Pompeii. Ah thank you, thank you.



Naples is stinkin gross. Both of those words are true. There's a trash strike going on, and has been for a while. I don't care if people say there's a hidden charm about Naples that you have to discover. This place was just noisy, gross, loud, and dangerous. In an out in a couple of hours.



Check out that trash!





Another nearby town affected by Mt. Vesivius - Herculaneum. (I could never pronounce this correctly). This was more upper class aristocrats, whereas Pompeii was working middle class. This town was covered by lava, not ash, so it was much more well preserved.



Crazy how that garden survived the lava, huh?

On the way up to Mt. Vesivius. This is the trail of lava that flowed out in the most recent eruption in 1944.



Im falling into the Volcano!!!! And apparenty having a good time doing it.



From the top of Mt. Vesuvius:




My bus driver on the way down the half of curvy Mt. Vesuvius that we didn't hike. Check out the rearview. He's totally on the phone.



Went swimming in the Medditerranian Sea. A new kind of jumping picture: no regard for landing. That's Mt. Vesuvius in the backgroud, btw.

My hosts and I got pizza from this cool joint. They were so cool to me even though I to order by pointing and smiling. Note: Pointing and smiling gets you pretty far in Europe. Winking doesn't hurt, either.



The beauuuutiful Amalfi Coast.

I love old brick bridges. I have so many pictures of the coastline from my bus.



The beautiful town of Positano. Kinda looks a bit like the Cinque Terre, huh? I love that they paint their houses with vibrant pastels.



I caught this guy delivering pizzas. Got a small round of cheers from nearby tourists for capturing this picture.



Do you think this guy needs a break? Or maybe his whole day is one long break?



Lemons are everywhere in the Amafi Coast. Sold in almost every doorway.

There's a sign nearby that says "In this orange and lemon grove, you're not allowed to act your age". Ok, there wasn't. But thankfully, I carry such a sign with me at all times for emergencies like this.



Im hiding. Find me. Go.



Third jumping pic in one post! This one is no-handed!

I almost forgot this picture! I had to come back and add it. I ate pizza almost everyday at this place. Check out the pizza delivery 'boy' receiving pizzas for his next delivery. He had a cell phone wedged into his helmet so he can talk and drive at the same time. Brilliant.

Just got to Sicily! As you can probaby tell, I don't get internet access as often as other countries. In many smaller parts of Italy, I've heard the internet thing is still catching on. More pizza awaits. Ciao!